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Should I buy a Venus flytrap?
Only if you are going to feed yourself to it you horrible horticultural twat bag
Can you feed a Venus Flytrap Venus Flytraps
Can I marry Taylor swift?
If you can shoot her first
Not unless your left arm is dramatically outsized by your penis.
Does my dog think I'm immortal because I never seem to age in dog years?
No, he thinks you’re a cunt.
Why do we say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up crying every two hours?
All baby’s are gay
If tomatoes are fruits, is salsa just a really spicy fruit salad?
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Do clouds ever look down and say, 'Hey, that one looks like an idiot'?
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If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
Badger spunk
Why isn't a group of squids called a squad? Missed opportunity.
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Is a hotdog a sandwich? I need to settle a blood feud.
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Do crabs think fish are flying?
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