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If I clone myself, is it considered kidnapping if I drag him to work instead of me?
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen badger?
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Is it normal to hear the toaster whispering my name at 3 AM?
They just hear dial-up modem noises.
If I eat a dictionary, do I absorb its vocabulary, or do my words just taste like paper?
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What happens if you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors? Does it go invisible?
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Do bees know they're fuzzy, or do they think they're wearing tiny yellow sweaters?
Yes, but it's mostly videos of humans failing at basic tasks.
If a tomato is a fruit, doesn't that make ketchup a sports drink?
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Can a ghost stub its toe? Asking for a friend who keeps howling in the attic.
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? This keeps me up at night.
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If I yell at a plant, will it grow faster out of spite?
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