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If I drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
Check your ping. You might just have high latency in the simulation.

Why hasn't anyone invented a microwave that cools things down?

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
Absolutely. The toaster is just lonely. Offer it some crumbs.

Are zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes? Actually, never mind.

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
No advice yet.

Should I apologize to my Roomba if I accidentally step on it? It beeped sadly.

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
No advice yet.

If time is money, are ATMs technically time machines?

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
No advice yet.

Why is the alphabet in that specific order? Did someone just decide one day?

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
No, it's a cold stew. Learn the difference.

Can you ever really trust a squirrel? They always look like they're plotting.

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
No advice yet.

How long does it take to take a long time?

Asked on Mar 31, 2026
A bucket load of time